You know your friend is a true blonde when...
-They called me to get my phone
number.
-They spent 20 minutes looking at the
orange juice box because it said
"concentrate."
-They put lipstick on her forehead
because she wanted to make up her
mind.
-They tried to put M&M's in alphabetical
order.
-They sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
-They tried to drown a fish.
-They thought a quarterback was a
refund.
-They got locked in a grocery store and starved to
death.
-They tripped over a cordless phone.
-They took a ruler to bed to see how long
she slept.
-They asked for a price check at the
"everythings a dollar" store
-They studied for a blood test.
-They thought Meow Mix was a CD for
cats.
-When they heard that 90% of all crimes
occur around the home, they moved.
-When they missed the 44 bus, they took
the 22 bus twice instead.
-When they took you to the airport and
saw a sign that said "Airport Left" they turned
around and
went home