MikkAYxLUHH

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Joined: April 12, 2008
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user id: 49343

Quotes by MikkAYxLUHH

 

You know your friend is a true blonde when...

-They called me to get my phone
number.

-They spent 20 minutes looking at the
orange juice box because it said
"concentrate."
-They put lipstick on her forehead
because she wanted to make up her
mind.
-They tried to put M&M's in alphabetical

order.
-They sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
-They tried to drown a fish.
-They thought a quarterback was a
refund.

-They got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
-They tripped over a cordless phone.
-They took a ruler to bed to see how long

she slept.
-They asked for a price check at the
"everythings a dollar" store
-They studied for a blood test.
-They thought Meow Mix was a CD for
cats.
-When they heard that 90% of all crimes

occur around the home, they moved.
-When they missed the 44 bus, they took
the 22 bus twice instead.
-When they took you to the airport and
saw a sign that said
"Airport Left" they turned around and
went home

There where threee idiots sitting on a bench, one's name was Do, one's name was Re and the other's name was....?

Mi!
heY GiEs?..?&!
i wheNt TWo HarVird?!&
ThEi Tink iM' SMarte!
random?little bit.
annoying?no.
amazing?hell yes.
Yo Momma;
[[Just another way of saying, i dont have another come back]]