Dear textbooks, I knew you'd come in handy one day. Sincerely, about to squish a spider.
What's the deal with my brain? Why am I so obviously insane? In a perfect situation I lead love down the drain. There's the pitch, slow and straight. All I have to do is swing and I'm a hero, but I'm a zero. </3
"Every girl is capable of murder, if you hurt her" </3
Oh I love you so, but why I love you I never know
Dear Impossible, Screw you, I just made a campfire under water. Sincerely, Spongebob. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You're My Kryptonite
Witty'ers My Birthday Is In 2 Day's(:
Being single doesn't necessarily mean you're available. Sometimes you have to put up a sign that says, "Do Not Disturb" on your heart. ❤
That awkward moment When you have to stare at a text for five minutes in order to figure out how to reply. e__e