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Chuck Norris Fact #1

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

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on November 18, 2009 17:14:09

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<div style="text-align: center">Chuck Norris Fact #1</div>
<div style="text-align: center">Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. </div>

PictureThis

a lime green flamingo.

made by Minnie0929
on November 17, 2009 16:27:28

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<div style="text-align: center">PictureThis 
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<div style="text-align: center">a lime green flamingo.</div>

&*I'veComeToTheConclusion;

That I really don't need a boyfriend.

Can I get an Amen?

(:

made by Minnie0929
on November 13, 2009 17:25:01

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(_.·´¯`·×» So I Went Up To Her & Said...

Hey yooh! How's it goin'? I just wanted to tell you
something about today!    You're looking incredibly
amazing with a dash of   *wonderful personality that
every absolutely loves!        &* when you flaunt your
boyfriend around and your whore-ness... that doesn't
annoy anyone at all! You're such a prude! I wish I
was you!   Oh, by the way...    lookin' good today!
Ohhh I forgot to tell you!   Today is opposite day! :)

~hehehe

made by Minnie0929
on November 12, 2009 17:24:05

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<div style="background-color: black; text-align: left">             (_.·´¯`·×» So I Went Up To Her & Said... 
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<div style="background-color: black; text-align: center">Hey yooh!  How's  it  goin'?  I just wanted to tell you 
something  about  today!    You're  looking  incredibly 
amazing with a dash of    *wonderful personality that 
every absolutely loves!        &* when you flaunt your 
boyfriend around and your whore-ness... that doesn't 
annoy  anyone  at  all!  You're such a prude!  I wish I 
was you!   Oh,  by  the  way...    lookin' good  today! 
Ohhh I forgot to tell you!   Today is opposite day! :) 
 
 
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~hehehe

xFxRxIxExNxDxSxHxIxPx

----> it's about quality,
not quantity.

made by Minnie0929
on October 29, 2009 17:09:00

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<div style="border-right: white 1px dashed; border-top: white 1px dashed; margin: auto; overflow: auto; border-left: white 1px dashed; width: 534px; border-bottom: white 1px dashed; height: 92px; background-color: black; text-align: center"> 
xFxRxIxExNxDxSxHxIxPx  
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                                                  ----> it's about quality,  
                                                                              not quantity. 
 
 
 
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&* It's quite impossible;
to play *hardtoget with someone you're head over heels about. [;

made by Minnie0929
on October 24, 2009 00:51:00

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<div style="border-bottom: dodgerblue 2px solid; text-align: center; border-left: dodgerblue 2px solid; background-color: white; margin: auto; width: 603px; height: 102px; overflow: auto; border-top: dodgerblue 2px solid; border-right: dodgerblue 2px solid">&* It's quite impossible; 
to play *hardtoget with someone you're head over heels about. [;</div>
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&* If I see one more

FAVORiTE THiS iF

quote; I'm going to high five your face.

made by Minnie0929
on October 22, 2009 13:53:05

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So I went to

STAPLES

with my mom. I noticed  that  the  "s",
"l",   and   the other "s" were all  out.
  I realized the lit letters spelled   >>"TAPE"
They really are the   -->office superstore...

made by Minnie0929
on October 19, 2009 17:49:18

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&* I can't stand...

When I get a teacher who has >>sloppy handwriting.

I mean seriously;
that's like...
[(half their job)]

made by Minnie0929
on October 15, 2009 17:50:31

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<div style="text-align: center; background-color: black"> &* I can't stand... 
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<div style="background-color: black">
<div style="text-align: center; line-height: 8px">When I get a teacher who has >>sloppy handwriting.</div>
<div style="text-align: center; line-height: 8px">I mean seriously;                                 
                                       that's like... 
[(half their job)] 
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&* throughout your life...
the meaning of love... changes quite a bit.

[(Pre-school)]
Him letting you use all of his crayons...
and did I mention the sharpener? (:

[(Elementary-school)]
Starting to not say you have "cooties" anymore
and giving you a hug after he said he likes you.

[(Middle-school)]
Getting butterflies around him... starting to
wear make-up and constantly worrying about
everything going on whenever you're in his
presence...

[(High-school)]
Him giving you more respect... Giving you
his coat in the winter when you're cold and
starting to really know what love is. Him talking
to you on the phone and worrying about you
every minute of the day.

Oh... &* I forgot to mention; throughout your life... love gets much more complicated

made by Minnie0929
on October 11, 2009 12:54:34

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<div style="text-align: center; background-color: black">&* throughout your life... 
the meaning of love... changes quite a bit. 
 
 
[(Pre-school)] 
Him letting you use all of his crayons... 
and did I mention the sharpener? (: 
 
 
[(Elementary-school)] 
Starting to not say you have "cooties" anymore 
and giving you a hug after he said he likes you. 
 
 
[(Middle-school)] 
Getting butterflies around him... starting to 
wear make-up and constantly worrying about 
everything going on whenever you're in his 
presence... 
 
 
[(High-school)] 
Him giving you more respect... Giving you 
his coat in the winter when you're cold and 
starting to really know what love is. Him talking 
to you on the phone and worrying about you 
every minute of the day. 
 
 
Oh... &* I forgot to mention; throughout your life... love gets much more complicated 
 
 
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