Mischief_Managed_

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Joined: June 17, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 363393
Gender: F



Quotes by Mischief_Managed_

Advice for having the best life ever:

Don't have a crush.

*Reads the last line again*

*Closes the book*

*Deep sigh*

*Screams*

*Throws book out the window*

*Jumps out the window after it*

*Writhes in pain while clutching the book*

*Cries and rocks it back and forth*

*Puts it back down on the shelf*

*Deep breath*

 *Calls friend* “read this book”

When you spell a word so wrong that
spell check is like i dont know what to tell you man.
Me: *Complains about having to take a shower*
Me: *Accidently takes a shower for 5 hours*
*Lovingly strokes your selfie with my cursor*
If you had to choose between world peace and living in the pokemon universe
who would your starter be?
If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was pretty, I would have one dollar.
Thanks mom.
I'm emotionally constipated,
I haven't given a sh/t in weeks.
Just a friendly reminder:
Don't hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself.
Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I
show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.