Mischief_Managed_
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okay, if i lived in
america or somewhere else where there are heaps of Wittians, i
would absolutely organize for a massive group of us to go out
for coffee/see movies/go shopping once a week and we'd be
in a massive group and look super cool and no one would know
that we're actually a bunch of people from the internet who
hardly ever leave their bedrooms.
so yesterday i was
babysitting five kids under the age of nine (i know, i know,
i'm practically jesus. shhh.) and one of them was an 8 year
old boy called Corben. basically, he developed a huge crush on
me after i told him i liked star trek and dragons, and he kept
hitting on me the entire time and it was
hilarious and also adorable.
alana (his six year old sister): oh wow, you're so good at lego. you're magical.
corben: yeah, lizzy's so magical that she makes people fall in love with her and wish that they were older so that tHEY COULD MARRY HER FOREVER
alana: CORBEN THAT IS DISGUSTING, I AM DISGUSTED WITH YOU.
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corben: when we get married can we have a cat? i like cats.
me: what
alana: corben i'm never talking to you again
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corben: lizzy, do you like cocoa pops?
me: yeah, but--
corben: i'll get you three bowls.
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me: okay, goodnight you guys.
corben: mum usually gives us a cuddle before we go to sleep.
alana: no she doesn--
corben: shHHhHhHH.
me: no.
corben: not even a little cuddle?
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me: why are you out of bed?
corben: do you want to read my book about dragons
me: no, go back to bed
corben: i'll read it to you if you want
alana (his six year old sister): oh wow, you're so good at lego. you're magical.
corben: yeah, lizzy's so magical that she makes people fall in love with her and wish that they were older so that tHEY COULD MARRY HER FOREVER
alana: CORBEN THAT IS DISGUSTING, I AM DISGUSTED WITH YOU.
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corben: when we get married can we have a cat? i like cats.
me: what
alana: corben i'm never talking to you again
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corben: lizzy, do you like cocoa pops?
me: yeah, but--
corben: i'll get you three bowls.
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me: okay, goodnight you guys.
corben: mum usually gives us a cuddle before we go to sleep.
alana: no she doesn--
corben: shHHhHhHH.
me: no.
corben: not even a little cuddle?
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me: why are you out of bed?
corben: do you want to read my book about dragons
me: no, go back to bed
corben: i'll read it to you if you want
I always cry when I watch Rugrats in Paris because when
all the
babies and kids are dancing with their mom's and Chuckie is just standing in the corner because he doesn't have a mom and then when they're on the plane going to Paris and all the mom's come and Chuckie's just staring out the window and you hear the song, "I wanna mom who'll love me forever. I wanna mom who'll make it all better." and dON'T TOUCH ME I'M UPSET.
babies and kids are dancing with their mom's and Chuckie is just standing in the corner because he doesn't have a mom and then when they're on the plane going to Paris and all the mom's come and Chuckie's just staring out the window and you hear the song, "I wanna mom who'll love me forever. I wanna mom who'll make it all better." and dON'T TOUCH ME I'M UPSET.
In my bedroom at night.
Me: ~is peacefully playing on my phone in my
bed~
Me: ~hears rustling outside of my closed door~
Me: Uh....what's that....?!
Zombie: ~bursts through door with giant axe~
Me: AHHHHHH!!! OH MY GOD WTF AHHH!!!
Me: Oh no wait, you're not my mom!! Haha, whew i was scared there for a second!! Imagine if you were my mom and she saw me playing on my phone this late! Hahahah sorry about that!
Me: ~hears rustling outside of my closed door~
Me: Uh....what's that....?!
Zombie: ~bursts through door with giant axe~
Me: AHHHHHH!!! OH MY GOD WTF AHHH!!!
Me: Oh no wait, you're not my mom!! Haha, whew i was scared there for a second!! Imagine if you were my mom and she saw me playing on my phone this late! Hahahah sorry about that!
What to do when people are singing Happy Birthday to
you
--Smile and clap along
--Have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
--Beat box
--Scream "DIS MY JAM!" and jump on the table and break dance
--Sing Amazing Grace as loud as you possible can until they stop singing to you
--Go over to the closest person singing and hug them tightly until they stop singing. Keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. Bonus points for humming in their ear.
--Start a mosh pit
--Strip tease
--Smile and clap along
--Have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
--Beat box
--Scream "DIS MY JAM!" and jump on the table and break dance
--Sing Amazing Grace as loud as you possible can until they stop singing to you
--Go over to the closest person singing and hug them tightly until they stop singing. Keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. Bonus points for humming in their ear.
--Start a mosh pit
--Strip tease