Mischief_Managed_

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Joined: June 17, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 363393
Gender: F



Mischief_Managed_'s Favorite Quotes


Miley gets called a s/ut and she's been with the same guy for 4 years but
Taylor is with 100 guys and gets treated like a perfect princes.
-Niall Horan
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When it comes to reading i'm either reading 400 pages a day or taking a month to read 200...there is no in between
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Reasons to date me :
1.No one will try and steal me from you
2.Sometimes i'm funny
3.I can't think of anything else
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White girl: Do these Uggs make my Starbucks look big?
Me: What?
White girl: *You're



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Wanna hear a couple jokes?
Internet explorer.
18+ warnings.
middle school relationships.
my social life.
miley cyrus' new music video.
people who can't distinguish between 'your' and 'you're'.
ugly cats.
what did the giraffe say to human? nothing, giraffes can't talk. 
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Friend: My ovaries are killing me.
Me: Woman problems or fangirl problems?



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I promise it's not an obession
okay i just go on the internet and post random things that come from the top of my head and then browse hot pictures and get alot of feels and ship random people together and watch videos of really hot and cute youtubers and sometimes i lose my breath because there's too many feels?? And then i look at pictures of cats to ease the feels down?? Don't worry i only do this everyday 27 out of 24 hours a day it's not an addiction or an obession haha it's only a hobby i do in my free time stop looking at me like that
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My comebacks include: "haha learn to spell" "whatever" "lol like i care" and "oh yeah well listen here you little sh/t i friCKIN DOWNLOADED RADIOACTIVE BY IMAGINE DRAGONE BEFORE IT CAME POPULAR ON THE RADIO OK"
 
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Imagine if this happened.
~in French class~
Teacher: Okay Krista, answer this question in a complete sentence: "Qu'est-ce que vous voulez boire?"
Me: Okay, I got this... "<span style="font-family: georgia; font-size: 48px; line-height: 40px; letter-spacing: -2px; ......"
Teacher: What the...
Me: What? OH... um sorry, had something in my throat there! I meant, "Je veux de l'eau s'il vous plaît."
 
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school

Teacher : Where is your homework  ?
Student : I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't
the best teacher in school .
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