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Mischief_Managed_'s Favorite Quotes

You know whats odd to me?
Numbers that aren't divisable by 2.


my only skill
includes falling in love with people
                I can’t have


I will just get annoyed with people randomly.
Like I don’t even have a real reason to be annoyed with them
but their presence just bothers me.


some of the sexiest things about a guy
is the way his voice sounds when he’s tired,
the smirk of satisfactory he gets on his face
when he knows he’s done something good,
and the protective instincts he has
when it comes to his girl.


                                                     me: *bumps into mannequin in a shop*
me: sorry


God spent a long time crafting you,
and God doesn't make worthless things.
This quote does not exist.

Have you ever noticed
that a girl's, "be ready in 5 minutes!" and a guy's, "I'll be home in 5 minutes!"
are exactly the same.

"I know I'm gonna get hate for this but..."
"I know this is offensive to some people but..."
"I don't want to start another debate but..." 
Here's some advice. If your quote starts like that, don't post it.

Who needs a social life when
the internet already has everything you could ever need?? I mean it has history for education, and it has cookies in case i ever get hungry??
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