MissBookSmart

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Joined: November 27, 2012
Last Seen: 5 years
user id: 340128
Gender: F
Just a college girl getting back to her middle school roots.

Quotes by MissBookSmart

Why was Santa freaking out when he got stuck in the chimney?
Because he was Santa Claustraphobic!


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Good things come to those who wait...
except for when it comes to food.
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The world will possibly end in 7 days, 3 hours, and 54 minutes.
Found this here: http://howmanydaysuntiltheworldends.com/
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The worst feeling in the world is stepping on a lego.
                                                          waking from an awesome dream.
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What are you going to wish for at 12:12.12 on 12/12/12? 
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Hate.
Hate, hate, hate.
LOATHE entirely.
-Grinch
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For all the quotes that say that money is made from trees...
Money is actually made from surplus jeans from jean companies.
Your welcome.
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My S.S. teacher's name is Mr. Price.
His slogan should be "Mr. Price is Right"

Get it? :)
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I hate when a guy say that all he cares about is personality in a girl, but the next day
they walk into school with their blond-haired, blue-eyed, skinny, and big-boobed b/tch.
Yeah, personality...
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When I was little,
my mom told me that if I didn't have anything nice to say
then I shouldn't say anything at all. 
Now you know why I only called you a b/tch.
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