MissF2F2F2

Status: The cursor has a shadow?! MIND = BLOWN.
Joined: February 7, 2013
Last Seen: 3 years
user id: 349337
Location: Gotham City, currently :3
Gender: F
:3


I'm too lazy to make a profile.
I'm too lazy to get out of bed.
I'm too lazy to eat.
I'm too lazy to brea-
*dies*

Quotes by MissF2F2F2

When the f.ck did music evolve so complexly that it has a s.xual orientation. Like when.
Grandma: How old are you?

*1 week later*

Grandma: How old are you?

*1 week later*

Grandma: How old are you?
Me: 56. So, did you want to see Claire this weekend? She's 21 this week, of course. I take it you'd like to take her somewhere, seeing as you're her grandmother?
Cards Against Humanity - Witty Version #1


What is the biggest problem in the modern world?







(comment your answer :D)








I really do love it when you reply to my 400 character long text with "k"
I am living on two bars of internet right now.
You do not understand how painful this is for me.
 
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It's a squid.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello.. M42.. Looking for woman ... for s.x chat... r u interested ??

You: Hello, I am Talia, Princess of Euphrasia.

You: I am very interested.

Stranger: age ??

You: 316.

Stranger: ??

You: 316.
Stranger has disconnected.


Me in shower:

Me: Mmk, shower time...
Me: Dad, gtfo
Me: Euggghhhh so steamy
Me: Must sit down...
Me: Where dafuq is the shampoo
Me: Near, far, whereEEEEVVVEVVVEEEERRRR you are in this world, I believe that my hair needs to be washed...
Me: Omg I'm an amazing singer.
Me: How hasn't Simon Cowell signed me to a record label?
Me: You shoot me down, but I won't fall, I am tiTAAGHGHGNIIDFHDGHDFMMMMMMMMM
Me: My voice only cracked because it's steamy in this shower.
Me: Why am I so FAAAAAAATTTTTT
Me: Wait, who used my conditioner?
Me: Who used my G.DDAMN CONDITIONER?
Me: When did I last wash my hair?
Me: Like, 3 days ago? I really need to wash it.
Me: Eh, screw it.
Me: Don't drop that thun thun thun EEEEHHHHH
Me: Why am I singing that song?
Me: Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
Me: Shower gel, MAKE ME SMELL GOOD.
Me: Omg I'm totally getting a boyfriend today.
Me: Who could resist.... THIS?
Me: Okay, turn off the shower...
Me: Omfg it's freezing
Me: Towel, MAKE ME WARM
Me: The towel keeps on falling down! AGGHHHHHH
Me: Towel,  STOP FALLING DOWN
Me: I WILL BURN YOU, TOWEL
Me: I HAVE THAT POWER.
Cat: *Walks in*
Me: Don't look at me!




My friend thought Bruno Mars's song "Treasure" was called "Pleasure". Just let that sink in.
me: *means to type "that's really cool"*
me: *types: "that's really coll"*