Me: Mmk, shower
Me: Dad, gtfo
Me: Euggghhhh so steamy
Me: Must sit down...
Me: Where dafuq is the shampoo
Me: Near, far, whereEEEEVVVEVVVEEEERRRR you are in
this world, I believe that my hair needs to be washed...
Me: Omg I'm an amazing singer.
Me: How hasn't Simon Cowell signed me to a
Me: You shoot me down, but I won't fall, I am
Me: My voice only cracked because it's steamy
in this shower.
Me: Why am I so FAAAAAAATTTTTT
Me: Wait, who used my conditioner?
Me: Who used my G.DDAMN CONDITIONER?
Me: When did I last wash my hair?
Me: Like, 3 days ago? I really need to wash
Me: Eh, screw it.
Me: Don't drop that thun thun thun
Me: Why am I singing that song?
Me: Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
Me: Shower gel, MAKE ME SMELL GOOD.
Me: Omg I'm totally getting a boyfriend
Me: Who could resist.... THIS?
Me: Okay, turn off the shower...
Me: Omfg it's freezing
Me: Towel, MAKE ME WARM
Me: The towel keeps on falling down! AGGHHHHHH
Me: Towel, STOP FALLING DOWN
Me: I WILL BURN YOU, TOWEL
Me: I HAVE THAT POWER.
Cat: *Walks in*
Me: Don't look at me!