MissF2F2F2

Status: The cursor has a shadow?! MIND = BLOWN.
Joined: February 7, 2013
Last Seen: 6 years
user id: 349337
Location: Gotham City, currently :3
Gender: F
:3


I'm too lazy to make a profile.
I'm too lazy to get out of bed.
I'm too lazy to eat.
I'm too lazy to brea-
*dies*

Quotes by MissF2F2F2

mum: okay, your cousin's coming over! be nice and STAY OFF OF YOUR LAPTOP.
me: ...

*1 hour later*

me: and this is TUMBLR.
cousin: oh ok.
me: *switches tab to Witty Profiles*
cousin: what's this?
me: OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY!
cousin: what is?
me: THIS IS AMAZING
cousin: what?
me: TRUELY INSPIRATIONAL
cousin: i hate you.
girl: haha, yeah, this is my natural tan! ikr.
me: b.tch, you're about as naturally orange as a broccoli.
my daily school routine:


*the night before*
me: i'm going to set an alarm, get up early, do my makeup, and actually look good for school!

*next day*
me: *wakes up already fifteen minutes late for school*
me: sh.t
Have you ever been using the toilet and then realized there was no toilet paper and was like:

What the f.ck am I supposed to do now?
You know whats funny?
Not you, so shut up.
Ok, can someone come on http://www.yourworldoftext.com? I feel so lonely D:
Me: *Scrolling down Witty*
Me: *Sees quote that I've seen before*
Me: asdfghjkl;
Me: *scratches own eyes out*
Me: *writes angry comment*
Me: *Faves quote*
GUYS. TOMORROW'S OCTOBER 3RD.

Don't understand why this is so exiting?

"On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was."
"It's October 3rd."


GUYS. TOMORROW'S OCTOBER 3RD.

Don't understand why this is so exiting?

"On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was."
"It's October 3rd."


Dan Howell turns into Batman...:



Batdan.
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