MissLaurax

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Joined: March 18, 2011
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you can type here all you want. lalalalalalala. :3
please keep the layout credit on! thanks.
also, i would appreciate it if you commented me that you used this layout. :)



 

Quotes by MissLaurax

favorite if;
you're no longer friends with someone who you
once called your best friend.

Edward Cullen is so bored. :[

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Jasper Cullen Where's Bella? :P
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Edward Cullen On her period. /:
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Bella Swan Don't just tell everyone i'm on my period! >:(
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Edward Cullen Why? You are.
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Bella Swan Well i don't tell anyone you sparkle like a f●●king fairy in the sun, or that you won't f●●k my brains out until we're married... even though i'm so up for it! You're not even a real vampire! You're just a f●●king sparkly emo b*tch.

Bella Swan went from being "in a relationship" to "single."

^ Jacob Black likes this.
not mine

Fave if you:

Count on your fingers in math

Say "oww" when
nothing even touched you


Call the little awkward kid
your best friend


Raise your hand to Hi-5 someone
and they don't notice


Randomly smile or laugh after thinking of something someone said

Stare at something for too long and can't pull your eyes away


Talk to inanimate objects


 

 


 
Its Friday!



»Fav if you instantly thought of the tragedy that is Rebecca Black.


NMQ

Dear Guy With Big Headphones Who Tries To Act Like A Tough Gangsta,
I can hear Party in the USA blasting from your headphones.

 
Sincerely, You fail.


I wanna know how many Boys and Girls are on Witty;
If your a girl: Comment.
If your a boy: Comment.

If you wish you could watch a flying giraffe eat a banana; Favorite.







 

The hidden dirty jokes...




on Disney channel♥

nmf


&started
this school year off with 48964846346282791 pencils. now i have one.



Boy: Picks up a penny*

Girl:What are you doing?

Boy: Saving some money to bail you out of jail.

Girl:What do you mean by that?

Boy:Stealing is a crime and, you stole my heart<3

*On Youtube*
*This video is not available in your country*
Where the fück do you think I'm from!?
Narnia?




Not my quote, credit to the owner who made this amazing quote!