MissLilyMoon

BUCKET LIST #1 While I'm on my deathbed on the day before I die, I want someone to send me one of those "Send to 10 people in 15 minutes or you will die tomorrow," chainmails ad not send it. POINT=Proven.

Legit conversation between my friend and I:



Friend: unicorns do exist they just thought that noah's arch was leaving at 12:30! --i told my mom this joke and she laughed so hard!-- - 23 hours ago

Me: so true (: and see, they live in the magical forest that was destroyed by the 
flood!

Friend: exactly! since the flood came they are now nar whales or however you spell it

Me: exactly! and we need to go tell the leprechauns to get their butts out of the unicorn's territory so they can come back and share their rainbow power with us all!!!

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I do them all.

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I’ll do them all J

 

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I forget every time . . .

Random Fact #1

A whale’s tongue weighs the same amount as an elephant.

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♥ dance ♥

 i didn’t realize until now; i use many witty quotes as my statuses for everything.                                          and take credit for it...                     thanks witty for making me sound smarticle (:

 

 

friends are the chocolate chips in the recipe of life.

no wait ~ scratch that. that’s not very original. I think most of us can better relate to this:

friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.

 

unless you’re a vegetarian/vegan. If so, I’m sorry for creating this awful image of friends in your mind.

 

they must be evil . . .

 

 

Most people are like the 8-color boxes. What you’re looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpener. I’m a 64-color box, though I’ve got a few missing. It’s okay though ‘cause I’ve got vibrant colors like periwinkle at my disposal. I’ve got a problem though in that I can only meet the 8-color boxes. I mean there are so many different colors of life, of feeling, of articulation. So when I meet an 8-color type I’m like “Hey magenta!” and they’re like “Oh, you mean purple.” And they go off on their purple thing. I’m like no, I want magenta . . .