*My friends and I quoting Pitch Perfect
during class*
Friend: You call yourself Fat Amy?
Teacher: Yeah, so twig b//tches like you don't
say it behind my back
Me: O.O
Friend: O.O
Me: You've seen the movie?
Teacher: I HAVE the movie. And the album, of
course.
Teacher: *walks away singing the Bellas
Finals*
Me: O-Okay.
My teacher is a guy. O.O