MissOlivia

Sometimes, you have to screw the what-ifs and just go for it. ♥

It's hard to explain the why to my crazy.

Baby, if your looking for heaven, it sure as hell ain't me.

Sorry.

I couldn't hear you over all of the f/cks I don't give.

TEXTING

 

In the daytime:  normal everyday conversations

At night:  awkward sexual talks



Anyone else?

Sister: If you do that again I'll lock you in a room full of spoons.
Me: ......
Sister: Gets pretty lonely just sitting there surrounded by metal.
Me: Gets pretty lonely when you're being spooned.

Fun Fact:

When you are close to someone

you can hear their vioce in your

head when you read their texts.

The Period Song
(In rythym to call me maybe)

Hey I just bled through
all my panties!
so don't come near me
I'm really cranky!
And all the males out there
try to understand me
but they don't get it
SO GET AWAY PLEASE
Blood, gush and leakys
all over my white jeans!
I'm gonna kill you
Ugh why am I ugly
WHERE ARE MY CHOCOLATES
BRING THEM TO ME
I HATE YOU ALL
NEVER AGAIN TALK TO ME
 

my own song, made from experience...

Teacher: Why don't you have a writing utensil??
Me: It's 7am. You're lucky Im wearing clothes