MissTomlinson

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Joined: April 8, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 290467
Location: My own world.
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SHINE BRIGHT


LIKE A PSYMON
 






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IF NIALL REPLACED HARRY IN THE PEPSI COMMERCIAL:


Drew: Com on kid, just give me the Pepsi.
Niall: Heck naw, it's mine! I saw it first!
Drew: Kid, I'm Drew Brees.
Niall: Niall don't care. You ain't touchin' my Pepsi!
Drew: ....Can't we at least share it?
Niall: NIALL HORAN DOESN'T SHARE!!! Besides, it's too late. You can have the can.
Drew: What?! How did you drink that whole thing!? I've been talking to you this whole time!
Niall: NIALLER LIKE A PUMA!!!

 
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Styles has 6 letters.
Tomlinson has 9 letters.

 
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Directioner version of LLWY:
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I am lazy, lazy, lazy.
I don't see the sun.
I know it's been five hours
But it feels like one.

My ovaries have vanished,
there's not a single one.
Never gonna get some,
cus blogging is fun.

♥
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Sometimes,


when I say "I'm fine"


I want someone to


look at me in the eyes,


hug me tight and say


"Here, have some One Direction tickets."


♥



 
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I'm insecure,


I know what for.


I'm not Danielle, Perrie, or Elean-o-o-or.


I sit at home,


On Google Chrome,


And look at topless 1D pictures all alo-o-one.


 
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Paul: Louis, you're late.
Louis: A queen is never late. Everyone else is simply.. early.
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How Andy and Liam Became Friends:

Andy: Hey what's up, my name's Andy.
Liam: Andy?? Like the character from Toy Story!?
Andy: Uh.. yeah?
Liam: ....
Andy: ......
Liam: We're best friends.
Andy: Wha--
Liam: END OF DISCUSSION WE ARE GOING TO BE BFFS FOREVER.
Andy: Dude okay, calm down.
Liam: YOU GOT A FRIEND IN ME!
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Imagine Texting Harry:




I wish we could bang.

Wait, I meant hang

No I didn't. I meant bang...
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Me: Sometimes I just want to drag Harry into an empty hotel room, throw him down on a bed, straddle his thighs, rip his shirt off and MAKE HIM EXPLAIN EVERY DANG ONE OF HIS TATTOOS BECAUSE I CAN'T HANDLE THE SUSPENSE.

Harry: Well... I thought we were going somewhere else there...

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