MissTomlinson

When I first heard about One Direction,
I thought Larry Stylinson was a member...
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Mom: Ughh, that Rock Me song has been stuck in my head ALL DAY.

Me: Yeah, cus it's catchy!

Mom: Yeah, it's catchy... but so is syphilis.

Interviewer: "Who has a girlfriend, then?"
Zayn: "I have four boyfriends. Does that count?"

*meeting One Direction*
 

You: Hey boys, will you sign my album please? (Trying to be confident)
Them: Sure!
Harry: *whispering to Liam* It's her...
Liam: *whispering to Harry* I know, bro. Stay cool!
Louis: *whispering to Zayn* Zayn... it's her! She's standing right in front of us!
Zayn: *whispering to Louis* Wow, I could scream right now!
Niall: OMFG IT'S YOU WE LOVE YOU! WE ALWAYS STALK YOUR TWITTER AND IMAGINE US MEETING YOU! YOU'RE SO GORGEOUS! ME AND THE BOYS ALWAYS FIGHT OVER YOU!
You: ...
Liam, Harry, Louis and Zayn: *facepalm*
Josh Devine: *Runs up to you* OMG GUYS IT'S HER!
Niall and Josh: *Scream and hug each other*
You: I love you!
Boys: *Faces light up*
Josh: NIALL, DID YOU HEAR THAT!?
Boys: *Jump over the table and hug you*
Zayn: Now... who gets to date her??
You: *wakes up*
You: *falls off your bed*
You: *hits your bed side table*
You: *dies*

Brother: Why do you even like One Direction?Me: SIT YO' BUTT DOWN AND SHUT THE HECK UP. IT'S STORY TIME.
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What if our One Direction posters have tiny cameras in them,
so the boys can see what we're doing...?

"The fame got to Kevin's head

and he's just with tons of other birds now. He's not interested in me."
~Louis Tomlinson
 

One Direction: I want you to rock me, rock me, rock me, yeah.

Directioners: We will, we will rock you.

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