Da*

Shall I confuse you with a smelly ape?
 
Shall I confuse you with a smelly ape?
You are more hairy and more odorous;
Your eye reminds me of a rotten grape.
Long distance is between the two of us.
Sometimes an ape is really quite polite.
From time to time he smiles and tips his hat,
But you do nothing save to scream and fight.
All day all night, you act just like a rat.
I hate to see your dirty ugly face.
Oh when will you get out of my damn life?
The tears you brought me have lost you the race.
I swear to god, I’ll never be your wife.
For goodness sake, why don’t you go away?
I’d rather love a monkey any day.

Everything in life has an end, except for sausages, which have two.

What you think, you become.
- Buddha