Miss_Tomlinson_

Status: Lawling.
Joined: June 24, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 311457
Location: Cranbourne
Gender: F


You're beautiful. Don't worry.

Hey luvs, I'm Alice and I hope you love/like my presentation/profile. 
I've learnt something recently. Don't trust anyone. It'll just get you no-where.

Sticks and stones may break your bones, 
But words will never hurt you.


I'll be your naughty girl
Hey, I'm Alice. I'm 15, luv 1D, and is single. I'd like to thank every one for the top quotes, follows, and much more. I'd appreciate it if you'd follow me, I'd follow back. I hope you will take the time to read some of my stories, and fave them. Bye, xxx

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WINKY WINKY BUM BUM POO POO TITTY TITTY
NIP NIP BALL SACK HAIRY HAIRY BUM.

Fave if you know what this is off.
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Has anyone succeeded in finding Big Brother Australia 2012 live?
If you have PLEASE let me know! I need the website and that's all.
Thanks Wittians.
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Has anyone succeeded in finding Big Brother Australia 2012 live?
If you have PLEASE let me know! I need the website and that's all.
Thanks Wittians.
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♦BOOBIES♦


Now that I have your attention,
I have an idea.
We should start a Witty Boycott.
This should help all the jocking of the quotes.
Everytime you see a jocked quote,
Don't fave it.
Witty is becoming a Tumblr. 
We DO NOT reblog. This is not a blog.
We post our feelings, 
Something a friend said,
Something hilarious you thought of,
Things to inspire people.
Steve created this site, not so we can destroy each other's self esteem,
But to build each other up.
So for the rest of the year, at least,
Only fave quotes that are original.
That way, eventually, the only way you can get a top quote 
Is if you're original.
Thank you, goodbye.
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~Trust_IsNoMore
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: m

You: GANGNAM STYLE!

Stranger: m o f?

You: WHAT U THINK, BRO?

Stranger: i don't i am not a mentalist

You: DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE, MATE.

You: JUST ASKED YO OPPINIOM.

You: *OPPINION

Stranger: ok

Stranger: u are a female

You: HOW U GUESS MAN?

Stranger: i hope

You: I AM!

You: I FORBID YOU TO REPEAT THIS KNOWLEDGE!!!

You: YEH BRA??

Stranger: wow cam u demonstrate?

Stranger: wow sister

You: DAFUQ, MAN! DAFUQ YOU MEAN?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: ??

Stranger: i mean what u want

You: TOOK YAH LONG ENOUGH.

You have disconnected.


He seemed nice enough.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Asl ?

You: GANGNAM STYLE, BRO!!!

Stranger: Eyyyyy sexy lady

You: WOP WOP WOP WOP!

You: EH EH EH EH EH EH!

Stranger: Wopp nam gangnam style

You: EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SEXAY LADAY!

Stranger: Heyy

You: Hi!

You: Biccies sucking d!ck or dey ain't sucking nufin, a hundred little fishies trying to bake meh in the oven. Sheep in da pen, Sheep Sheep in da pen.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



But that was such a great conversation!
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So.
This is what betrayal feels like.
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Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you.<3
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*Me eating cereal watching Dora with my little sister*

Dora:What was your favourite part of the day?
Me: The part where you went under the bridge to suck Boots' monkey pen!s
Dora: I liked that too!
Me: PFFFFFT

This was originally one of my quotes, so I just thought I'd repost it. :)


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