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Quotes by MisterKyle

plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family
me: who wants to be my girlfriend?
me: whoa don't all shout out at once
things i am scared of doing:
-ordering food in a restaurant
-walking down a busy high street on my own
-talking to people on the phone
-asking for help in a shop
-meeting new people
-being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know
the future looks bright for me

I didn't have a laptop, iPod, Blackberry,
PS3, Wifi or iPads. I played outside with
friends, bruised my knees, made up
stories and played hide and seek. I ate
what my mum made. I would think twice
before I said "no" to my parents. Life
wasn't hard, it was good & I survived.
Kids these days are spoiled. FAVOURITE
this if you appreciate the way you were
raised. I think we were happier kids.

The hardest thing
about knowing that you don't love me, is that you spent so much time pretending that you did.

*In Classroom*

Teacher: Where's your homework?

Student: Written in the stars.

Teacher: Where?

Student: A million miles away.

Teacher: Why are you telling the class this?

Student: It's a message to the main...

Teacher: Do you want to miss Spring Break?

Student: Seasons come and go.

Teacher: Change your attitude right now!

Student: But i will never change

Teacher: Go to the principal's office now!

Student: I'm on my way.