*In
Classroom*
Teacher: Where's your
homework?
Student: Written in the stars.
Teacher: Where?
Student: A million miles away.
Teacher: Why are you telling the
class this?
Student: It's a message to the
main...
Teacher: Do you want to miss Spring
Break?
Student: Seasons come and go.
Teacher: Change your attitude right
now!
Student: But i will never
change
Teacher: Go to the principal's
office now!
Student: I'm on my
way.