MonsterBeneathYourBed

Status: Carpe diem
Joined: May 29, 2013
Last Seen: 5 years
user id: 361544
Gender: M
 Instead of a sign saying "Do not disturb", I need one saying "Already disturbed, proceed with caution".

Quotes by MonsterBeneathYourBed



Sky is never the limit.

 

To stand under the rain.
Get wet.
Laugh.
And be free.


Take a deep breath.
It's just a bad day not a bad life.

Psst...sleep, c'mere!

Keep calm and try to be an architect.
-all nighter


Morning shock.
-feeling electrocuted


My ancestors didn’t fight their way to the top of the food chain
so I could be a vegetarian.


I never used to be jealous of anyone, and then I like you. I think I get it now.

You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
''You're a tough, troublesome case, you know! With all these distracting emotions...Even if I were Holmes it'd still be impossible to figure out! The heart of a woman whom one loves...How can anyone accurately deduce that?"
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