MoonNightWolf

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Joined: December 10, 2011
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MoonNightWolf's Favorite Quotes

 
Everyone starts to care
once it's too late.
Ironic, isn't it?
 
me: I'm going to do crunches during every commercial so i can get in shape.
**watches netflix**









Foalyoboys thathink

that a women's place is the kitchen, remember,
that's where the knifes are kept.

 

 

I'm not saying it's the start of a Zombie Apocalypse,

but when a dude bites off another dude's face and doesn't react to being shot... perhaps you should consider it.
 




So I'm A Guy,

and I want to find the one.
I want to hold her everynight.
I want to sleep with her, just sleep.
I want to watch disney movies with her while cuddling.
I want to hug her from behind.
I want to make her feel like a princess.
I want to hold hands with her.
I want to kiss her, soft and gently.
I want a girl I can treat as my own.
Is that bad?

 

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At Home:

Mom: Nicole! Are you still in your room?
Sister: Where else would she be? Did you think she went out? You'd need a social life for that. 
Mom: Rita!
Sister: It's true!
Mom: Yeah...
Me: I CAN HEAR BOTH OF YOU!

 

A BLACK man went into a restaurant and a

WHITE man at the till said : "COLORED"

people aren't allowed here!

The black man said: When I was born, I was

BLACK. When I'm hot, I'm BLACK. When I'm

cold I'm BLACK.When I'm sick I'm

BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But...When

you were born, you were PINK. When you're

hot, you're RED. When you're cold, you're

BLUE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When

you die, you'll be PURPLE. And you're

calling me colored?



summer of '69
MUST HAVE BEEN
one hell of a summer

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