Moriarty

Status: Oh that's the problem. The Final Problem. Have you worked out what it is yet? What's the final problem? I did tell you. But did you listen?
Joined: September 15, 2014
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 386621
Gender: F
Are you ready for the story? This is the story of Sir Boast-a-lot:

-Sir Boast-a-lot was the bravest and cleverest knight at the Round Table. But soon the other knights began to grow tired of his stories about how brave he was and how many dragons he'd slain. And soon they began to wonder, Are Sir Boast-a-lot's stories even true? Oh no...So one of the knights went to King Arthur and said, "I don't believe Sir Boast-a-lot's stories. He's just a big old liar who makes things up to make himself look good." And then, even the king began to wonder. But that wasn't the end of Sir Boast-a-lot's problem. No. That wasn't the Final Problem. The end.

Moriarty's Favorite Quotes

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Baby I could build a castle 
WITH ALL THE BRICKS THEY THREW AT ME
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You didn't love her
You just didn't want to be alone, Or maybe,
maybe she was just good for your ego. Or,
or maybe she made you feel better about
your miserable life, but you didn't love her.
Because you don't destroy people you love.




 
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click the [♥]
if you ever felt bad for being mean to your mom

 Hey, you there!
Can you stop scrolling
for just a second;
and click the heart for...

the ones who lost
their lives on
Sept. 11, 2001.
  

 
I just want to see who is more on witty profiles
Middle Schoolers or High Schoolers?
So, if you a Middle Schooler please
favorite
and if your a high schooler
please leave
a quick comment
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xoxo 

My 21 year old brother 
had  prom a few weeks ago.
My brother has Down Syndrome..
 He had his first kiss that night with another Down Syndrome girl.
Fav if you think that's  adorable♥ 
 

Fav if;
You are shorter than
5'8...
:D

I bet I know you.
You're a teenage girl, anywhere from 11 to 18. You're in Middle school or High school, but secretly all you want is to go back to Kindergarten. You love rain, deep conversations with your friends, and you flip your pillow to the cold side. You have a crush on a boy, who you think about every minute of every day. You think you love him. You take showers, not to get clean, but because you need to think. You use Facebook a lot, but Witty is your real home. Your legs are crossed and your computers on your lap, your sitting with a hair tie on your wrist and  your left hand on your face. You're  not the most popular girl in your grade but honestly you don't care. You love Taylor Swift and you have at least one song that describes your life. There's one girl that you dsperately wish you could look like, even if it's a celebrity or a girl in your school, even though you're beautiful.  &Right now, you're scrolling through these Witty quotes, reading this one and nodding, even though the one thing that's on your mind is...

him♥

fave if any of these apply to you♥




 Whenever you go to the doctors
 and the doctor asks you what's wrong
you turn to your mom
and she explains everything (:
♥ Fave if you do too ♥