MrsJHutch

Does anyone else try to get something done by the time the microwave time is complete?!?!











 

My one week aniversary since I joined Witty! 

I love it! <3
 

Do you ever have that moment when you just feel good about yourself, and forget all your negativities?












                                                                                               Yea, me neither

When people insult me, I pretend like they're joking and I walk away laughing 

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
          

                                                                             -Mariah Carey





wtf is wrong with our country

The Perfect Guy:

Doesn't Drink
Doesn't Smoke
Doesn't Do Drugs
Doesn't Forget Your Birthday/Anniversary
Doesn't Cheat
Doesn't Exist


 

"Eating is one of my favorite parts of the day"
                     -Jennifer Lawrence

In my elementary school you were automatically a cool kid if you were able to say
"how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood" really fast

Okay so a few hours ago this guy came up really close to me and my friend at the mall and started screaming
MY MILKSHAKES BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD!!!!!!!!! And he started aggresively dancing behind us.......

and this my friends, is why i crawl under my bed every night for about 15 minutes rocking back and forth................


 

Has anyone ever actually hear a kid ask "mommy where do babies come from?"