Liam:
I'll have the French Onion Soup please, dear, but with a
fork
Waitress: Im sorry, with a fork you said?
Liam: Yes, please.
Zayn: He has a phobia of spoons, love.
Waitress: o_O
*Waitress gives Liam a spoon for his soup *
Liam: Excuse me? You've made a mistake, this is a spoon.
Harry: Oh no, not again
Louis: Uh..
Niall: Zayn:
Waitress: Im sorry, sir, but you'll just have to eat with a
spoon.
Liam: WHAT!? EAT WITH A SPOON YOU SAY!? HOW 'BOUT I EAT YOU
WITH A FORK!? HOW'S THAT SOUND?
Waitress: SERCURITY! SECURITY!!!!!
Louis: Can't there be a restaurant that we're not banned
from?