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Witty Profiles...

because even though we might have a huge paper due tomorrow, we're still here, procrastinating.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

-Albert Einstein

Sometimes i wonder whether the world is being run
by ^{smart people} who are _{putting us on};
or by ^imbeciles who really _{mean it.}

-Mark Twain

You call it "having a _{death wish}"
I call it "interesting."

The Genius of Doctor Spencer Reid:

"You should see what comes up when you type 'death' into a search engine."
"A needle would stand out in a haystack."
"I don't believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory, and can read 20,000 words per minute... Yes, I am a genius."
"Actually, there aren't that many scientific errors in Star Trek, especially considering how long ago it was made. There are certain improbabilities, but not that many outright errors."
"I've known you for forty-eight hours and I feel like I've aged ten years!"
"You kick like a nine year old girl."
"I never have any normal fans."
[After being exposed to Anthrax] "I'm about to get naked, so they can scrub me down. Is that really something you wanna see?"
"What's Twilight?"
"Oh, really, in the months that you've known me, you've never seen me act this way? No offense, Emily, you don't really know what you're talking about, do you?"
"I know what it's like to be afraid of your own mind."

Yeah, these were all said by the same person. And he's a genius. (He's also a television character, but SHHHHH! No one has to know that.)

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Criminal Minds Quotes:

Reid: I don't know everything; I mean, despite the fact that you think I do.
Morgan: What, when have I ever said that?
Reid: Every day since I've met you.
Prentiss: This morning at breakfast.
Hotch: Yesterday when he beat you at cards.




Okay, yeah, I'm officially obsessed. I can't really help it, Reid is HOT.

"A question which sometimes drives me hazy;

Am I or the others crazy?"

-Albert Einstein

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Criminal Minds Quotes*~