MrsPSanders

All of these girls are sitting here, fawning over guys who wear Axe. Am I the only one who think Axe smells like twelve year old white boys and desperation? I prefer Old Spice...sexy and manly ;)

All of these girls are sitting here, fawning over guys who wear Axe. Am I the only one who think Axe smells like twelve year old white boys and desperation? I prefer Old Spice...sexy and manly ;)

"Oh just so you know, most of the time when I snapchat you with my face close to the camera, it's because I'm shirtless and it would be awkward" Good to know...

Doing an (impossible) English assignment with friends:

Us: *laughing the whole time*
Me: What is life?
Sam: Uhh...
Me: No, like what part of speech. It's a noun, right?
Everyone: *laughs*

*at the pool* Gabe: *talking to me* "You're so tan. You're like black" Me: "Nah, I've been tanner" Annaliese: "You look Brazilian"

*at the pool* Liana: "Gabe, you look like such a Guido right now" Jake: "All you need is a good chain. You're a Guido and she's your Guido wife *pointing to me*" Liana: "That's called a guidess" Alexa: "No, it's a guidette" Liana: "Oh. Well that's stupid" Annaliese: "Wait, what's a Guido?"

Me: *singing* *looks over at my crush/best friend* "You're gonna miss me when I'm gone" Him: "Well then don't go"

"We'll just get the machete and go into the corn field during man hunt and just lay there and look at the square of stars that we cut out and then come out at like 1AM and be like 'Oh we're not still playing man hunt?'" -My best friend

My best guy friend and I came up with reasons to hold hands in public even though we're not dating: -"I was making sure she didn't get lost" -"Buddy system, duh" -"A bicyclist was going to run her over. I had to save her" -"She's my best friend"

"So basically you're gonna get your bags out of the car, your parents are going to drive away, and then I'm going to say 'Get your butt over here' and give you a huge bear hug" - My best guy friend