Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D

Introducing Juan Directon 
Carlito Styles, Pepito Tomlinson, Martitio Payne, Miguelito Malik, and Dick Horan..
who's your favurite ;)
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Liam: something we can do for you?
Gibby: would you autograph my sister's scrapbook?
Gibby: Just sign it by your pic
Niall: Yeah, sure. What's your sisters name?
Gibby: Uh, mysisters name is uh, Gib..G...Girl..Girlby
Zayn: Girlby?
Harry: That's a name?
Gibby: Yeah. it's a really popular girls name name here in America.
You wouldn't know that...
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The boys were on iCarly tonight;
Nickelodeon's Children's TV Program 'ICarly' had 57%
more viewers than usual on tonight's episode
7/10 worldwide trend on twitter about them..
DIRECTIONERS HAVE POWER!!
"No Zayns were harmed in the filming of ICarly"
if you didn't watch it - GO DO IT NOW!!
:')
 i'm so happy right now. ZAYN MY BAYBAY!!
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YOUR FANS WILL NEVER HURT YOU NIALL
And if they do... they are not your fans.
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IM SO PROUD OF YOU

Larry Stylinson is REAL.

Niall: I hate when I can't get closer to our fans.
Harry: Me too. They need our hugs.
i really need you're hugs! 

Harry: i'm looking for a girl who's cheeky and who will make me chase her.
The fun is all in the chase.

Liam: i've always preffered having girlfriends to just seeing people.

Louis: *when asked what he would do to impress a girl in one night*
Tell her jokes so she laughs so much she urinates herself.

Zayn: You look like someone i know babe,
*Harry replies: It's his next girlfriend*
YES ZAYN. YOU KNOW ME. WE WILL DATE AND YOU WILL LOVE ME AND WE WILL GET MARRIED AND LIVE IN THE PRETTY COTTAGE IN THE COUNTRY SIDE AND I WILL HAVE YOUR BABIES. 
Sorry i got carried away... i just.. *sigh*

Liam: i'll poke you until you buy our album.....
Okay everyone is being rude about poking, you knew what i meant 
Please elaborate for us Liam ;) POKE ME....

Harry: I can take critisism, but if it's just like, "i don't like you",
i want to know why people don't like me. Why do you hate me? What have i done?
Harry no one importanat hates you. You always have your girls, always.