MsMinty101

Status: can someone inform me on who decided to call everyone but wittians 'peasants'
Joined: June 8, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: December 15
user id: 181048
Location: for all i know i'm not even breathing
Gender: F
Hello beautiful. (: Or handsome, if you happen to be a guy.

Um okay. Now I have no idea what to say, like an awkward person. My name is Claire, I was born on December 15, and I'm crazy about writing. I absolutely adore reading (nerd over here) and, as I already mentioned, writing. K, I think I have nothing else to say. :p
I know we only met, but
let's pretend it's love.
"I'm one of those girls,
That with a single scratch on my heart, I'll cry,
That with a broken heart, my soul will die,
But I'll just put on that plastic smile and walk,
In shoes that aren't mine."
You're beautiful. 

Quotes by MsMinty101

Potassium is not an answer.
     But double potassium is.

        [kk instead of k]
Me: Hey mom, can [insert friend name here] sleep over?
Mom: You. actually have. friends? How? *dies of laughter*
I got dragged to my brother's school meeting,
and I had to sit in the car for three hours. Know what I did the whole time? Counted peasants. 261 peasants total. 
Admit it,
we've all favorited a quote at least once just because it was pretty.
mom: Clean your room!
me: I cleaned it yesterday!
mom: Then what happened? Hm? Did a tornado blow through in your sleep?
me: ... I got dressed ...
My goal in life:
Memorize every line of Mean Girls √
me & my friends have decided to wear pink on Wednesdays so we can tell people,
"On Wednesdays, we wear pink."
"What's it like being perfect?" I whispered.
The moon shone above, showering us in an ominous glow.
"What do you mean?" He asked, eyes wide. The dark sky loomed overhead.
"You're smart, funny, attractive, sweet, fit - the list goes on and on," I answer. He shakes his head, his blue eyes darkening to a cloudy gray.
"You don't get it," He whispers.
And then he disappeared into the night. 
I honestly don't mind your bra strap showing,
b u t  w h e n y o u r s h i r t i s s o l o w i t s h o w s t h e w h o l e b r a ,
I'm judging you.






 

to you I'm nearly invisible.