Murder_Kitten

Status: Bored and tired of school :D
Joined: October 19, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 335303
Gender: F
Hello Fellow French Fries ♥



Kat Graham ,Justin Bieber , The Fray , Gym Class Heros , Katy Perry , Taylor Swift , Ellie Goulding , Dubstep , Skrillex , and Sirah x3
NIALL *-* Yes I am a Directioner :D







Well... I am British and Black , somewhat German ....
I love Tacos and Takis also Jolly Ranchers..
I Love sports like someone would love Music ..
And I want to be an Athlete when I get older :D





 
P i c t u r e s c o m i n g s oon x3









 

Quotes by Murder_Kitten

Never make Eye contact while eating a banana

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I consider myself
as a crayon,

I may not be your

favourite colour but

one day you're going to

need me to complete

your picture

 
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I'm   so   mean   I    make     med icine     sick    .
Hobby|Cou
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Brother: Kat???

Me: What?

Brother:Can I sleep in your room?

Me: Why?

Brother: Because We learned about Martin Luther King Jr. and someone assasinated him.

ME:...So...??

Brother: I think someone will jump out the bushes  in the backyard and assasinate me.

ME: It's all in you head.

*A loud noise*

Me:

Brother:

Me : Oh it's nothing.And besides why bring the assasain in my room?


Brother: 

Me: Well??

Brother: We Live together we die together!!!!!


 
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Boredom is 3rd Degreee Murder
 
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SOMETIMES GOOD THINGS FALL
A  P  A  R  T 
SO  BETTER THINGS CAN FALL TOGETHER
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Me without you is like...
pepsi without cans,
Pedóphiles without vans,
Jersey shore without tans <3
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Teacher: Where’s your homework?             

 

    Kid: Written in the stars.  
                  

    Teacher: Oh, where's that?
                

    Kid: A million miles away.
                    

    Teacher: What was it about?    
             

    Kid: A message to the main.      
           

     Teacher: You are testing me...  
             

    Kid: Seasons come and go but I will never change.     
 

     Teacher: Go to the principal's office, now!  
 

      Kid: I'm on my waaaaaaaay!
 

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Before you insult or Asult someone think twice because......
The girl you just called fat... She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly... She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped... He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars?... He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying... His mother is dying
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

___ 

                               Frank Zappa

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