Joined: July 15, 2010
Last Seen: 4 years
user id: 116628
Gender: F

Quotes by MusicIsLifexoxo

 I'll do it at 7PM
                                  Time: 7:02PM
                                   Me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now

Doctor: Are you s.exually active
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have s
.ex with this

me: it's gonna be a good day!
hair: here's some frizz.
face: now you're breaking out!
head: here's a throbbing pain.

teacher: here's a really hard test you're gonna fail. 
friends: we've decided to be really annoying.
girls: let's point out all of your flaws!
parents: we're gonna yell at you for breathing.

him: i'm just not gonna come to school today.
me: kk


Friends: You're beautiful!
Family: How many boyfriends do you have?
School people: Oh look, it speaks.

My thoughts during school
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now 
me: whens lunch
me: the f*ck is this
me: why are you here
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh

Boys in fights:

I hate you man, f*** you.

Girls in fights:

Your eyes are uneven and your hips are huge. You're so fat I can see you from a mile away. You're also a huge attention seeker. Nobody likes you, you're such a B itch. You're so ugly, and that's why no one wants to be with you. You're so dumb, I'm suprised you're passing any of your classes.
I hope you live the rest of your life alone with 72 cats, and then they all run away on your birthday.
I don't see why anyone would ever like you, you 

Elementary School: Everyone is my friend! I love everyone!
Middle School: I love my group of friends!
High School: What are friends?


Age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life
Now: worry people from real life will find me on the internet

attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi im gay
attractive boy: hi im a douchbag 
attractive boy: hi im twice your age 
attractice boy:
hi i have a girlfriend 
attractive boy:
hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet 
attractive boy:
hi i don't know that you exist 
attractive boy: hi im a fictional character 
Me: Oh my god. My period is late. 
Me: Wait...
Me: Still a virgin.

Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus. 

Me: Seems legit.