MusicSavedMex

everyone has all these cool profiles and fonts and videos and music and im like.. 



hi, i pressed the random format button :) 

HIIIIII DO YOU WANNA BE POTATOES TOGETHER?!

Dear autocorrect

STOP Correcting me! You piece of shut

When you ask someone what's up? and they reply 'Sky', laugh on their sh*t joke and then kill them so their souls can actually reach the sky

What do math and life have in common?
They both are stupidly complicated in an unnecessary way.

If your skin absorbs moisturiser and stuff, why doesn't it absorb makeup and just leave an eyeliner tattoo under your skin forever?

"Guys are like, I don't want much, but she has to have big boobs, big butt, nice eyes and nice teeth. Hey, this ain't build a bytch workshop, you get what you get and you don't throw a fit."

-My sister's best friend

AMEN.