Mustachee

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Joined: February 20, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 276224

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Being ugly makes every day a living Hell. Trust me.
To all you attractive people:  count your f**king lucky stars.
 
I'M SICK OF WONDERING IF WHAT WE HAD
WAS REAL OR IF IT NEVER EXISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE.
 
Do you ever get that feeling that you were born in the wrong decade?
What did the boy with no hands get for christmas?

Gloves!

Just kidding, I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet.

... and then Satan said
"lets put the alphabet in maths"


 











I won't stop loving you
until this circle ends.

NOT MY FORMAT



Sister: *cough*

Me: Shut up!


Dog: *hiccup*

Me: Oh! My poor baby, are you okay? 



 

Admit it.
When you eat animal crackers you still think 'hahaha i just ate the head' off the animal' or 'lol now it can't walk just ate the legs!'
we were sitting side by side
i moved towards you
i felt my body getting anxious
until
i touched you
it was the most beautiful feeling
then
my mouth moved closer to yours
i consumed you
satisfaction
i love you
          pizza



It's like I want you to know,
but at the same time I don't want to tell you.