MxCxL
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MxCxL's Favorite Quotes
Only A Real Girl,
can be completely broken
one night, and the next night,
be jumping on her bed,
in shorts and a hoodie,
screaming out Disney Songs.
Teacher: "Stand up if you think your an idiot"
*Student stands up*
Teacher: "Oh
so you think
your an idiot?"
Student: "Nah , I just didnt want to see you up there
alone♥
(c) No jocking
!
That one popular
girl
who gets 200 likes on her profile picture
-__-
A lady about 8
months pregnant got on a
bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The man replied,
'Well your Honor, it was like this:
when the lady got on the bus,
I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said,
'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
and sat under a sign that said,
'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'
... I just lost it.'
'CASE DISMISSED!!'
credit: stumble upon!
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The man replied,
'Well your Honor, it was like this:
when the lady got on the bus,
I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said,
'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
and sat under a sign that said,
'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'
... I just lost it.'
'CASE DISMISSED!!'
credit: stumble upon!
"All you do is sit on that computer"
Lies. I sit on the chair.
I love the
beach.
why? you ask.
"so you can write
all your secrets ,
in the sand, and the sea
will take them and
keep them forever
and never tell
a single soul. ♥
nmf
why? you ask.
"so you can write
all your secrets ,
in the sand, and the sea
will take them and
keep them forever
and never tell
a single soul. ♥
nmf
Today
;
My school had a fire drill.
I was standing next to the most popular kid in school,
when a down syndrom came up to him & asked him if she could
hold his hand 'cause she was scared
Happily he held her hand in front of everyone
♥