MyDailyDiary

Status: Learn about my life! :D
Joined: April 16, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 357164
Location: Stupid Ohio...
Gender: F
Welcome to my daily diary. This page will basically be where I can vent or just talk about my day and see if anyone can relate. You're going to be learning a lot about me, but to start, here are the basics (made from a "get to know me" thing I saw on facebook):
 
Name: Alice J.
Height: 5'3
Relationship status: Single
Close Friends: AJ, Emma
Current Crush: I don't even know at this point. The person I thought I liked turned out to be a d!ck...
Favorite Food: Funnel Cake
Favorite Movie: Warm Bodies
Favorite TV Show: Bates Motel
Favorite Singer: Bruno Mars
Favorite Color: Purple
 

MyDailyDiary's Favorite Quotes

Look, I drew a picture of how much I care.













 
person;do you want to hang out
me;i have to ask my mum(*doesn't ask her*)
me;um she said no

             If Jessica Biel doesn't name her first kid Batmo,

    then she is throwing away a perfect opportunity.

Me a nerd?
Haha no, I'm just making sure I don't end up working at McDonalds with you in the future.


Remember the 1770's?

"Give me liberty or give me death!"
Only true 1770's kids will get this, lol
Fave is you miss the 18th century



 
That really attractive face
you make when you eat
something really sour ! XD





          I love how on my friends get cards and facebook status and tweets and instagram photos
          about how much their friends love them on their birhtday.

          What do I get?
          A card from my mom with my name spelled wrong.






"does he like me?"
such a simple question, yet it kept
 
her up half the night..
 

format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

*waits to be attractive*


So some friends and I saw a picture on instagram earlier of this girl at our school.
The caption:
"Not skinny enough yet. Still need that thigh gap."

Seriously? What is it with girls wanting a thigh gap? You think guys don't like you because you don't have a thigh gap? Let me just tell you what one of the guys who was sitting with us said.

Guy friend: Why are girls so obsessed with thigh gaps? It doesn't make you any prettier, it makes you look like you're bow legged. No guy is going to be like "She doesn't have a thigh gap, I don't want to date her." Your thighs are supposed to touch, and jiggle a little. Damn. Seriously just shut up, you're fine just the way you are. Quit obsessing over your looks, it's annoying af.
Do you still crave a thigh gap?