me: *in my room on witty*
family: *bursts through the door*
me: um why are you-
mom: what are all these dirty clothes doing on the floor
me: I'm-
dad: why aren't your curtains shut do you want the whole world to see you changing
me: um i was-
sister: *looks through drawers* OOH YOU HAVE CANDY CAN I HAVE SOME PLEASE PLEASE
me: no! those are-
mom: honestly it's a disaster in here I can barely walk
dad: *staring at one direction poster* who are these boys and why are they in your closet
me: that's-
sister: PLEASE PLEASE JUST ONE
mom: for god's sake would it kill you to tidy up just a bit in here
dad: and who's this where is his shirt
me: could you please-
sister: GIVE ME SOME CANDY
mom: and just look at your desk how can you do homework with it so unorganized
dad: are there any other boys in your closet that I should know about
me: and you wonder why I lock my door