MyPaperDreams

Status:
Joined: January 13, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 346204
Gender: F
Hi there! I had another account on here but I deleted it, sooo heres my new one. Umm...I really dont know what else to put here...Cause Im just awkward. Ok bye.

Quotes by MyPaperDreams


After exercising I always 
eat a pizza...just kidding.

I dont exercise.
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When your skinny friend says she
feels fat and you're
just standing 
there...all fat.
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Perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee
....Coincidence?
I think not.
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All you really need in life is
 
good food and free wifi.♥
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If you're single dont worry God just set you aside and said, "Im saving her for a British Boy." (;
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Are you a math problem?
Cause your making me cry.
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Success
is the 
best
revenge.
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advice

Im scared that all my friends
 
secretly hate me.
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friendship
WELCOME TO THE 

WORLD WHERE

BEING YOURSELF ISNT

GOOD ENOUGH 
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advice
Peasant
(Noun)

1. Someone your better than
2. A non-Witty user

"Dont touch me you peasant"
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funny