Witty Wittian *

Thanks for the follow!

Thank you so much for the follow! I followed back. :)
Also, your account is so cute.

Hey thanks for the follow and all those likes xD

Dear diary,
This is my second entry. But, I have $50 to buy books tomorrow. Yay. I can buy Joey Graceffa's book! I hope I get to go to Barnes and Nobles. I just reaaalllly want new books, is that too much to ask for?
Sincerely,
I would like to get started on my pretty cool library.

Dear diary,

Please just give me money to buy books. And a camera. Thaanks

Sincerely,
All I want in life is a pretty cool library

Dear Diary,
People are dumb, I want a bunny.

Sincerely,
I'm not joking, people are so dumb

P.S. Farts.

Welcome! Let me know if you need help. I made this site.

Dear Diary,
It was a good day filled with laughs, and hysterics. For one, Hannah and I caught something on fire in lab today (and spent a good half hour cry-laughing about the whole thing) and two Alex and I got a sugar high from glucose, and wasted chem going round forcing people to smell test tubes since him and I were both convinced it smelt like caramel, and didn't want anyone missing out on the amazing smell that is burnt sugar.

(Can it be in orange? :) )

I think I managed that. http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/7041773

[[thank you for the follow, and also, this account and its purpose is adorable.]]

[[of course, I adore you, and thank you]]

Dear Diary,
We're out of milk but I want cereal.

*whispers* you are doing great thingssss

[its because I'm shallow and fab]

Dear Diary,
Politics is ridiculous and the UK is a poop.

there we go. my wise two cents.

Here's a submission to start you off.

Dear Diary, the sun is out. Thank goodness. It's finally looking like things might turn out in my favor.
Lunch was good, but we went somewhere I didn't like.

Bye for now! #MyPersonalDiary

*whispers* I posted it

*whispers* It's beautiful and green.

Like you. Except I don't know if you're green.

Aw, thank you, Beautiful.

I assure you I am green...on the inside...maybe..