MyWittyProfile

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Joined: November 21, 2011
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 241256
Gender: F
this site has changed and it's not as appealing anymore. I'm hardly on, sorry. If you need to contact me quickly hmu on kik @rad.hella ty

Quotes by MyWittyProfile





Wow I can't believe Obama is 2014

 







Sitting there, silently
reading her computer screen.

reading and understanding as  o t h e r s   post about their  p a i n  that's so similar to hers 
SHE THINKS, ONLY PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET CAN RELATE
(but, little does she know, these internet people)
also have a life.  They go to school   like her  &  most likley 
IF SHE OPENED UP ABOUT HERSELF SHE'D FIND

FRIENDS with the same  

PROBLEMS
 






1 mooooooreeeee we...ek... unTIL Bre!!!!!!!AK!!!!!!

 




                                    i wish i could loose weight- - - - - - - - - - - -
              afast
                  as i loose followers




one mistake isn't the end of the world,

worse things happen to other people daily 

in 10 years,
you won't remember


 
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping




I'm so proud of Tom Daley. 
In case you didn't know, he came out in a youtube video (bisexual)
 




wait it's December?
all I remember from 2013 is the quotes the day after new years about how people haven't showered since 2012.
wow.


 

Today is my two year Witty anniversary...

I have so much to say, it's not even funny. I'm literally writing it from 11/18 to 11/21 because I can't even put all my thoughts into a "quote".  I have so many things to say and I doubt anyone's going to waste their time reading this but here it goes. First off, I'd like to thank Steve. Without him, I probably wouldn't be the same person I am today. Witty was where it all started and actually, I can remember exactly where I was when I made my account and what I was doing. I was lying in my bed texting my friends who were telling me to sign up for Witty. I wasn't allowed to have any social networking sites so I was pretty excited to sign up for something and not let my parents know. I couldn't figure out a good username and being the brilliant person I am, I decided to be very literal and make my username MyWittyProfile.. little did I know as soon as I pressed "Create My Account" my life would drastically change. I never really came on much until maybe Christmas time. I only had a few followers and this site didn't make much sense. (It was very different and there wern't any tutorials, or "people you should follow" who would be more than gladly help you out. You were basically on your own. I made my first friend on here, and then another, someone who I love more than anyone in the entire world. I'm not going into detail with those two friends because that'd be wayyyy too long. If you were my follower back then, you'd remember one of them haha. Basically I became addicted to this site and was on whenever I could. I tried to stop, I "left" this site so many times but I always come back... lol. Oh, and I definately got into more fights than you should, on the internet or off. Oops. At my one year anniversary, I hit 1k, I was soo happy. I felt really accomplished to be honest haha. & here I am a year later only gaining 200+ followers, but I'm okay with that. This website taught me many things and honestly I could write sooo much more about how Witty affected me but I don't really want to put the last two yeards of my life into a quote ha. Anyways, I just wanted to say how I love this website and how Steve, you're rad.
 




I changed my alarm to “the real slim shady” so in the morning when it goes “will the real slim shady please stand up
I get out of bed




95% of the time, if I hadn't immediately replied to your snapchat,

that means I'm eitheeating or sleeping.




The other 5% of the time when I don't immediately reply,

is that I just don't like you.


 
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