NSNwheeler
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a couple of DIRTY pick up lines my
friends tried on me
1. hey do you work at subway cu im gettin a foot long just thinkin of ya
2. the cops are lookin for my dick, can i hide iit inside you
3. did u know u got 268 bones in ur body, u want another one?
4. u got any black in ya, want any?
5. if u were a jelly donut i would eat u out
lmao so dirty right.. but they were all kidding with me.. i hope
1. hey do you work at subway cu im gettin a foot long just thinkin of ya
2. the cops are lookin for my dick, can i hide iit inside you
3. did u know u got 268 bones in ur body, u want another one?
4. u got any black in ya, want any?
5. if u were a jelly donut i would eat u out
lmao so dirty right.. but they were all kidding with me.. i hope
Girl; hey alvin( its a chipmunks name)
Dude: who u callin alvin ugly, u look like kim possible
Girl: u shouldnt be talkin cuz the only female u can get is a female chipmunk
and she walks away in style
True story <3
Dude: who u callin alvin ugly, u look like kim possible
Girl: u shouldnt be talkin cuz the only female u can get is a female chipmunk
and she walks away in style
True story <3
DIrty pick up lines( sorry if this gets
affensice
to anyone)
1. are u jamaican
cuz u
jamaican
me crazy
2. are u irish cuz i would sham roch your world
3. im
scottish and id like to play with your bag pipe
4.u
greek
cuz
olilve
your body
5. u like tooth paste cuz we mint to be together
6. are u a remote cuz u turing me on
7.is
ur body from
McDonalds cuz im lovin it
8. hey are u retarted cuz ur lookin special to me
9.are u a
cow cuz u
got me utterly amazed
10. hey are u a strayberry cuz u lookin berry sexy
11. hey are u an ocean cuz i can sea u gettin wet
I
wanna know how if feel to fall off a 35 story
building
but i dont wanna die i just wanna know how it feel
-lovell
but i dont wanna die i just wanna know how it feel
-lovell
my
brothers cry bc
they see a fuzz on
the ground and the wind makes it move... they are two
the ground and the wind makes it move... they are two
SCENE IM SO BORED I LOOKED UP BOOBS
ON THE URBAN DICTIONARY
just to find this "things that guys like to play with"
-if that is true then i need some lmao jk <3
just to find this "things that guys like to play with"
-if that is true then i need some lmao jk <3
WHILE I WAS ON URBAN
DICTIONARY
i looked up Hannah to find,
"a girl with class, grace,
poise and elegance"
-thats my name and im nothing like that hahha
-thats my name and im nothing like that hahha