NYJKM6

Status: fux wit me
Joined: February 15, 2012
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 274493
Location: on earth
the name is christina. I'll edit this later.











my brother. idk what i'd do without him (:
 

ASK ME QUESTIONS PLEASEEEEE: http://ask.fm/chhrisstinnaaa

piano: http://tinypic.com/r/fsa35/6


Quotes by NYJKM6

How to Write a Wiz Khalifa Song:
1. Sound High
2. Talk about Drugs
3. Talk about how your car starts at a push of a button  



{{No offense to Wiz Khalifa and everyone who likes him..because I like him too:D}}

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Comment on this quote.
 
 & I'll write you something nice on your profile.(:

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 Alex Pettyfer and Channing Tatum

 are going to be in a movie together.

and they're gonna strip.

I think I'm going to die. 
  
  
 

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 Today.
 
 I saw an article that a size 6 became a plus size.
 
I'm sorry, that's just wrong.

Girls, if you're reading this, and you're a size 6,
 
 
 you're beautiful. 
 
 
 honestly, I don't know what this world has come to.
 
 If you're a size 6, you're not fat. You're curvy.  
 
 
 
 again, you're beautiful.
 

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Please help me?
How do you change a layout on Witty? I've been to weebly.com, but it tells me that I can't create one unless I have an account. Is that supposed to happen? Or, if any of you know layout codes can you give me some? I also went to randomrequest.weebly.com but it wouldn't load on my computer. Is that normal? I'll follow you if you help me and fave every single one of your quotes, lol(:
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*Me texting my friend today*
Me: *sending picture of my crush* He's the guy in the white!
Crush: Wait what?
Me: *realizes I accidentally sent it to him* OH SORRY
Me: I MEANT YOUR NOT HE'S.
Me: And it was a question. Damn autocorrect.
Crush: I'm so confused.. 
Me: *thinking* OH MY GOD, HE PROBABLY THINKS IM SOME STALKER FREAK, OH MY GOD.

 
 
 It was awkward. And true story.
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Child: Why am I named Rose?
 Mom: Well, when you were born a rose fell on your head.

 Child: Why am I named Petal?
 Mom: Well, when you were born a petal fell on your head.

 Child: DUR HUR, I CAN COUNT TO POTATO
 Mom: Shut up, Brick.
 

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can someone please explain;
the One Direction obsession? Like seriously. What makes them betterthan any other boy band? The fact that they're hot? The fact that they say 'cute' things? Because I know a heck of a lot of celebrities that would make some seriously good role models but they NEVER get credit. They don't even know you exist, unless you've met them. But honestly, don't get your life hopes up that you're going to marry them because there are five of them and millions of girls in the world. Yeah they might choose you and guess what? That's AMAZING. But they are just like any other human being in this world. People say they are freaking adorable and that but Bruno Mars writes like the same music (ex. you're amazing just the way you are) and he doesn't have nearly as many fans. Seriously, someone explain. I DON'T get it.
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Carly Rae Jepsen: Your, stare was holdin'. Ripped jeans, skin was showin'.
 Me: Wtf are these words -
 Carly Rae Jepsen: Hot night, wind was blowin'. Where you think you're goin' bab -
 Me: HEY I JUST MET YOU, AND THIS IS CRAZY! BUT HERES MY NUMBER, SO CALL ME MAYBE
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 Abraham Lincoln Got box seats to an awesome play tonight, yeah!
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