NarwhalPenguins

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bethe "YMCAdance 

                                     is  a  lot  harder  to  do  in  chinese.     




 

"we'd totally date a fan!"

liam: dates famous dancer
louis: dates gorgeous model
zayn: hooks up with famous singer
harry: hooks up with model
niall: sits there and does nothing
me: i love you niall


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Format By chocolate_monsterx3 
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My parents
should be happy

That I hide food.

Not drugs.

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Meow.
Me:  Did you eat a dick? 
Guy: Wtf? No why
Me: Well they say you are what you eat..
Guy: ...
Me: 
Guy:
Me:
Guy
Me: Well bye then ^.^


*Someone reported this (seriously, thats lame) so Imma just repost it haaa? :D

Dick isnt a cussword, some people just find it offensive. You know its a nickname for the name "Richard" right? lol Its not breaking any rules

 

credittoforgeter

 
                                  When someone is mean to you you spend the next 2 months winning arguments with them in your shower.
 

Hot Chelle Rae looking at tumblrs:

Jamie: RYAN! I FOUND A BLOG ABOUT US! OMG, IN THIS PICTURE I NEED TO SHAVE!
Ryan: *Follows every blogs he sees*
Ian: Wow! Someone posted a picture of Harry Potter and Dra-
Nash: LOOK HERE'S CHORD! 
Ryan: OMG YOUR BROTHER???
Jamie: NO IAN'S SISTER'S CHORD!
Ian: LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS!
Body Guard: I can't believe I get paid $20 dollars an hour to listen to this. 


The Hunger Games has 3 books. 23 people die each year in the games. There are 12 districts. The movie came out 3-23-12. Coincidence?
@thegooglefacts





Here's to the kids who memorize lyrics faster than vocabulary words.