Nat5553

we all know what one of the biggest shocks of our childhood was....

when we found out that logan and quinn were going out on zoey 101!

i just get this really strong feeling that

obama could probably quote mean girls.



 

Today, when you tripped me in the
hall and laughed at me with your new, cool friends,
it reminded me of those fun summers we spent
together when we were little kids and how
we swore we'd be friend forever.

Anyone else remember this?

Robby: [on the phone] Like I said, guys, Miley is not interested in doing any movie right now.
Miley: Yeah, I am going to college and no movie is going to change that!
Robby: [on the phone] Well listen. It doesn't matter to her that Tom Cruise is her co-star. Tell Mr. Spielberg I said thanks but no thanks.
Miley: (talking very fast) Oversized sweatshirt buying Daddy who just said three-time Acadamy Award winner, director, producer of Jaws, Jurassic Park, E.T., and Men in Black 1 and 2 wants me to star in his next big blockbuster opposite of Mission Impossible hunkhouse Tom Cruise say what?

I have a friend and her mom forced her to go to church against her will.
When the holy water at the church touched her skin, she screamed "It burns." Long story short, she isn't allowed back in that church anymore.

Am I the only ugly one on witty
who likes a guy that doesn't know
she exists, and even if he did he wouldn't care?

so i am waiting for the day when i actually look at a sign or a billboard and say
"oh that's an hyperbole, and that's an alliteration!"
or when i see a math problem that I have to figure out that looks like this
8888xys-bvnv777838398=?
school needs to teach me real lessons like
how to get food when I'm lying in bed and can't reach it