divergent*

Status: abokist = mine
Joined: January 16, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 264243
Location: Seoul, KR
nonono

divergent*'s Favorite Quotes


Two blondes were driving to Disneyland...
the sign said: Disneyland Left. So they started crying & headed home.

 



"You speak another language? Teach me all the swear words!"




"Yes, my Lord."

-Sebastian Michaelis


Me: *Humming and old song.*
Friend: Dude, you still listen to that? That's old.
Me: Well, your mom is old, and you still listen to her. 

Ooh. Burn.




Fairly Odd Parents:
Wanda: YOU BET ME FOR A NICKEL?!
Cosmo: But it was a shiney nickel!! :D
 

That moment when you accidentally hurt your pet and you go: "OMGOMGOMG I'M SO SORRY!" and you chase it around acting like: "COME BACK! LET ME LOVE YOU!"

A relationship
Is only for two. Some people don't know how to count.
 

Even if you had cheat codes, you still couldn't get on my level.

 
The most hardest decisions you'll ever face in life is choosing whether to walk away or  try harder.

I hate it when...
You tell a girl she's pretty, but she just says no just so you can compliment her over and over.