NeomieMarie
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Joined: March 14, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 283625
Joined: March 14, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 283625
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Louis: 4
sisters
Zayn: 3
sisters
Liam: 2
sisters
Harry: 1
sister
Niall: a
brother
______________
Louis: right
handed
Zayn: right
handed
Liam: right
handed
Harry: right
handed
Niall: left
handed
______________
Louis:
British
Zayn:
British
Liam:
British
Harry:
British
Niall:
Irish
Cause Niall's a special
snowflake.
You had me at "Hello"
and lost me at "I don't like the Hunger Games"
format credit to: cheeseylovesongs
Me: types in search bar
"w-"
computer suggests
"ittyprofiles.com"
you know me
so well.
*Police catches woman
speeding*
Officer: Sorry ma'am but you were speeding
Woman: Oh sorry
Officer: Can I see you're license ma'am
Woman:I'd show you it,but I don't have one
Officer:What?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for different reasons
Officer: I see... Can I have your registration papers please
Woman: I can't do that
Officer: Why not ma'am
Woman: I stole this car
Officer:Stole it?
Woman: Yeah and I killed the owner,he's in the trunk.
*The officer calls back-up*
Officer 2: Ma'am step out of your vehicle
*Woman steps out*
Officer 2: My fellow officer said you stole this car and mudered the owner.
Woman: What?
Officer2: Open the trunk ma'am
*women opens trunk and it's empty*
Officer2: Is this your car
Woman: Yes here are the papers*gives papers*
Officer 2: Oh... Do you have a license ma'am
*women gives license from her bag*
Officer 2 : The officer said you stole this car and mudered the owner and you didn't have a license
Woman: God! I bet he said I was speeding too!
I was laughing so much when I saw this
Officer: Sorry ma'am but you were speeding
Woman: Oh sorry
Officer: Can I see you're license ma'am
Woman:I'd show you it,but I don't have one
Officer:What?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for different reasons
Officer: I see... Can I have your registration papers please
Woman: I can't do that
Officer: Why not ma'am
Woman: I stole this car
Officer:Stole it?
Woman: Yeah and I killed the owner,he's in the trunk.
*The officer calls back-up*
Officer 2: Ma'am step out of your vehicle
*Woman steps out*
Officer 2: My fellow officer said you stole this car and mudered the owner.
Woman: What?
Officer2: Open the trunk ma'am
*women opens trunk and it's empty*
Officer2: Is this your car
Woman: Yes here are the papers*gives papers*
Officer 2: Oh... Do you have a license ma'am
*women gives license from her bag*
Officer 2 : The officer said you stole this car and mudered the owner and you didn't have a license
Woman: God! I bet he said I was speeding too!
I was laughing so much when I saw this
I really
want
to get
a
Witty
ProfilesT-shirt,
but then
my family and friends would find
out
wha t
I' 'v e been
d o i n g
o n t he
c o m p u t e
r
ALL
THIS
TIME
forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove
credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my
bad side.
Fav
if
You have ever cut
yourself
You feel worthless
You feel ugly
You feel like no one cares if you just died
You hate yourself
You think you're ugly
You have ever attempted suicide
You have depression
You're anorexic
You're overweight
You feel like you're alone
Now look at the favs and see YOU'RE NOT ALONE
Everyone who faved this just remember
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL
You feel worthless
You feel ugly
You feel like no one cares if you just died
You hate yourself
You think you're ugly
You have ever attempted suicide
You have depression
You're anorexic
You're overweight
You feel like you're alone
Now look at the favs and see YOU'RE NOT ALONE
Everyone who faved this just remember
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL
xfreshtodeath
me: todays gunna be a good day! :)
alarm clock: sorry, i dont feel like going off today.
stomach: you are gunna be SO hungry today, just you wait.
crush: lol you don't exist.
teachers: wait, here's a bunch of homework you can't understand.
girls at school: and we've decided to be extra annoying and b*tchy today too.
weight: just so you know, i'm going up.
ovaries: hope you have pads in your locker.
face: and did we mention you're breaking out?
me: -_-
my quote.nmf.
IF YOU WERE A TRANSFORMER
you would be Optimus fine;)
you would be Optimus fine;)
