NerdBird101

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I Am ayla NerdBird101 and im from pheonix i love one direction :) i know all the inside jokes, lyrics to all the songs my room is covered with posters and one direction objects all the likes and ddislikes turn ons turn offs. names history i know what harrys and louis about formation...you think you know one direction..? how manyRs!?!?!?                                                                                  
 
One Direction = Zayn malik Niall Horran Harry Styles Louis Tomlinson Liam Payne and Larry Stylinson <3  

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*me with my future therapist*

Therapist: okay, now whichever word i say, say the first thing that comes to mind.. Okay

Me: Okay

Therapist: Food.

Me: Carrots are food, Louis likes carrots...

Therapist: Sleep

Me: Zayn likes to sleep..

Therapist: Colors

Me: Green is the color of the Irish, Niall is Irish..

Therapist: Birds

Me: Liam hates Pigeons

Therapist: Nicknames

Me: Harry is a nickname for Harold...

Therapist: Music

Me: One Direction has AWESOME music

Therapist: Beauty?

Me: One Direcions Hit Single was "What makes you Beautiful"

Therapist: Hate

Me: I hate all of the girls who met/dated One Direction?

Therapist: Marriage

Me: I plan on marrying one of them..

Therapist: Humor

Me: All of the guys are HILARIOUS!!!

Therapist: Earth

Me: U.K is on the Earth, they have AWESOME accents

Therapist: Hope

Me: I have hope I'll meet One Direction one day..

Therapist: Love

Me: I LOVE one Direction..

Therapist: Yep, you have Direction Infection, there's no hope for you....

Mom: Zayn had a girlfriend??!?!?!?
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I have memorized three addresses


Mine


My Best friends


P. Sherman 42 W. Wallaby way Sydney








 















 
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Thor: I had a lot of friends at 'the barn"
Jackson: -_-
Thor: and a lot of cows
Jackson:-_-
Thor: okay, all my friends were cows....
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I can't take it any longer, i thought that we were stronger

all we do is linger, slippin' through our fingers

i don't wanna try now, all that's left is good-bye tofind a way to tell you.....

I HATE THIS PART RIGHT HERE.........



[<3] if u had a major flashback


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To be "old and wise".....

You have to be "young and stupid"..

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This is what my Bff said when two girls were fighting.....

"Ohh Drama Drama bomb go POW!!!! pass the popcorn!!!!"

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Every singer is talking about how hard it is to find love(justin Bieber)



When they all are either married, dating, or have too many takers....
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Love is supposed to be closure....


Yeah right love in the 21st century is

heartbreak

chocolate

facebook/twitter

texting

and yelling

Oh, and a lot of depressing Witty quotes

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Attention wittyans....


If you're qotes writing is...

too small

hard to read

yellow

       No Ones gonna read it.....Just thought you should know.....



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RANDOM FACT

Pitbull says "Mr.World Wide" in every song...






fav if you just thought of every song he wrote.
 

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