NerdFace_x3

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Joined: November 30, 2010
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Jockers


maddieee123.


You wouldn't dare, right ? :L
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I want to bitch slap you
Chicks before dicks.
Bros before Hoes.






 
 
Yeaaaaah.
When I was younger I saw my daddy cry
And curse at the wind
He broke his own heart and I watched
As he tried to reassemble it


I'm in trouble
I'm an addict
I'm addicted to this girl
She got my heart tied in a knot
And my stomach in a whirl
 
About me

You turn me on :L 
Hello thur. My name is Lauren,, imaa 15 years young and i blow out the candles on February 5th. If you annoy me i will shove a tube of pringles up your arse. So don't. I'm taken, by Jonny <3 hehe. iloveyouu :'] I am the furthest away from 'average' as it gets. 


1. I think your sexaaaay.
2. Even sexier than my straightners. 
3. My heart belongs in the mosh pit.
4.If you took away my eyeliner I would get my pet spatula to rape you.
5. I hate everything associated with Justin Bieber. Ergh, scumbag.
6. I love how you are still reading this.
7. Your dead to me if you don't like Taaj from Come Fly With Me :")
8. Your eyes are pretty.
9. I love my sister <3 
10. Stop looking at this, it's kinda creepy, stalker /:

Anyway, I would love to stay in chat but honestly I would rather go and sit by my charger and wait for my phone to charge.

Quotes by NerdFace_x3


 

         
  Patrick : Lets get naked!
 

                        


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 Patrick : GASP! Did you see my underpants?
Mermaid : No.
Patrick : ...Do you want to see them?

 
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Friendships are much better than
n o r m a l  s h i p s .


 
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Because I read Twilight I have
UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS
towards men.

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After Monday and Tuesday
even the calendar says
WTF
 
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i love you like spongebob loves jellyfishing.
i love you like sandy loves karate.
i love you like mr krabs loves money.
i love you like sqiudward loves his clarinet.

I NEED YOU LIKE PLANKTON NEEDS THE KRUSTY KRAB FORMULA.

*credit to pigglywiggly for the format.

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Looking at someone and thinking
Why hello thur.
Your so... TASTY.

 

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That depressed feeling when

the preview of your quote is
messed up and looks
completely different to your
o r g i n a l.



 
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I lie on my bed and look at the stars and think,

"Where the hell is my ceiling?"

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+& Who else is thinking of 
addinga quote to the 'sport' section
so you only need to get 6
faves to get top quotes?
 
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