So
today I dropped my pOpcorn on the floor and my dad just kinda
started laughing so hard and going on about how "This is
such a dilema!" and its "a food lovers greatest
fear" and making all these stupid jokes but during that time
of him making fun of me i just ate all the food off of the floor
and when he looked back at me he said, "Oh, so that
wasn't actually a problem, was it?"