OMEGLE!!
Stranger: 'ello mother i am home from my first day
of school.
You: How was it darling? Did
they like your trousers?
Stranger: hahaha it was great
and yes everyone did especialy them gals. they were all over
me.
You: Ohh, my! We'll just
have to send in some matching bowties! Hmm, do they like the
smell of pancakes?
Stranger: sounds great and i
dont know didnt think to ask
You: Well that's to bad.
What classes are you in?
Stranger: i have math, english,
science, what they call global, and gym
You: Oh! Slendid! By any chance
have you met a 69 yr old Alien from Jupiter? That blasted thing
is everywhere!
Stranger: thats what thing was
oh my!! it was my teacher!!!!! gotta call 911!!!! whats the
number?!?!?!
You: Om my goodness pancakes!! I
believe then number is 191!!
Stranger: *the number you have
tried to reach is no longer in service*
Stranger:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO he took out the
cops!!!!
Stranger: *knock* *knock*
*knock*
Stranger: you get the door
Stranger: ill get the gun
You: Wel, be polite and answer
it..
Stranger: *alien shoots wierd
gun kills meh* *dead*
You: SON with awesome trousers!
NOOOOO!!!