Neverforgetme143

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Joined: October 18, 2011
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 I am not a word, I am not a line, I am not a girl that can ever be defined. -Nicki Minaj ♥ 

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                     Helloo beautiful.
Oh haii there. (: They call me Libby. I'm not sure what to write, so I'll just say some stuff about me. I'm fourteen. I have a boyfriend (: I love to draw, cook, and rap! Nicki Minaj is amazing <3 I like to talk. Blahblahblahh. Let's chat. ONE DIRECTION. AHHH. Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, and Liam Payne are the sexiest things to walk thing earth. ♥ Josh Hutcherson is mine. DON'T MESS WITH MY MAN, BITCH. Sorry about that..anyway, I'm left handed. I'm pretty clumsy ): Don't piss me off. I'm random. Weinertits. I like to speak two languages in one, because I'm a multicultural motherfucker. Could you pass the salt, por favor? I have an Instagram, so you should follow me!(helloo_beautiful)  
KBYEE LOVESSS ♥
                         .•*•.Libby*•.•*

 

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Quotes by Neverforgetme143

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Hey you.
Yeah, you.
ILikeYourFace.
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A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma . 6 months later she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.
 

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl. They are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well that's not so bad...what did he name the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.

 


 

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A guy walks into a bar and says


Ouch.

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9x-7i > 3(3x-7u)
9x-7i > 9x-21u
-7i > -21u
7i < 21u

 i<3u

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Why learn algebra? 
Finding x is only useful if you're a pirate.
 

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the biggest lie ever:
"I have read and agree to the terms of use."




 

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~Amazing Facts~
 
1) No one can open their mouth all the way and stick their tongue out past their lips.
2) 90% of you reading this just tried that.
3) 100% of you just learned it was false.
5) A simple majority of you laughed.
6) Most of you didn't notice that we skipped number 4.
6) Most of you just went back and checked.
7) Most of you missed that we also skipped number 2.
8) Got you again.
9) But did you catch that we repeated number six?
10) You didn't want to look, did you?

 
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"If I had a d*ck, I would pull it out and p*ss on 'em."
                   -The one and only, Nicki Minaj                   


 

 
 
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♥♥♥♥♥
The spaces between my fingers are right where yours fit perfectly.
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Mom, I'm bored.
Go clean your room then.

...F*ck.



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