NewYorkBabie

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. :D

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

You laugh because I'm different...........
 

i laugh cause i just farted !

LMAO.
 

"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers." - Homer Simpson
:D

ThE AverAgE WomAn Would RAthEr HAvE BEAUTY ThAn {BRAINS},

BEcAusE ThE AvErAgE MAn CAn SEE BEttEr ThAn HE CAn {THINK}.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! ; ]

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy... 

Her heart.  ♥

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it,

but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

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